I’ve conceptually known this, but it really just hit me. I am an adult and I have the power to always have ice cream cake.
" Men categorize women in one of four ways: Mothers, Virgins, Sluts and Bitches. None of the above is suitable for the modern business woman. But, you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you. The sexual attractiveness of the slut. The wisdom of the mother. The integrity of the virgin. The independence of the bitch. "
I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life
(via turtleton)








